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My University:

Wel my dag het uiteindelik aangebreek ek dog ek sal jul bietjie vertel van my Universiteit . As jy op die kaart kyk sal jy sien dit is so 2 ure noord van London in die engelse middle lande

Loughborough University het ‘n personeel van sowat 3,000 mense en so ongeveer 12,000 studente dit als op ‘n indrukwekende 410 acre .- Dit is een van die grootste universiteite in die UK.

Well ons almal wil altyd spog maar kyk na die pas afgelope Commonwealth games in Melbourne Australia op die sesde dag was die medalje table as volg. Aan die einde van die spele het my universiteit 30 medaljes in total verower teen Suid Afrika se 33.

	G	S	B
Australia	50	45	39
England	20	24	19
India	14	8	4
Scotland	8	5	7
Canada	10	20	16
Loughborough University	8	9	3
SouthAfrica	8	4	9
Jamaica	4	2	1
Malaysia	3	3	4
New Zealand	2	4	10
Nigeria	2	3	2

As jy na die Alumni kyk dan het vele beroemde hul by my univesiteit gekwalifiseer, Veral in die sake wereld en persone wat op sport gebied presteer .Biede Sir Clive Woodward die afrigter van engelse rugby span wat die wereld beker verower het en die huidige afrigter Meneer Robinson het sport bestuur grade van my Universiteit.

Ek hoop julle kan nou verstaan hoekom ek so trots is en dit as ‘n eer beskou om aanvaar te word by een van die beste Univesiteite met een van die beste besigheids skole in die wereld. Besoek gerus my Universiteit se webpage deur net op my gunsteling skakels te kliek.

Wat behels my voorgenome studies wel hier is wat voor le die volgende 36 maande klaar afgemerk op die almanak

Programme Structure
The Postgraduate Certificate and Diploma programmes are modular in structure and are delivered by means of distance learning. Assessments take place by means of written assignments (one per module) and a work-based project.

The Postgraduate Certificate and Diploma will normally be completed within two years.

The Masters stage is completed by parttime research for a dissertation, usually based on a work-related topic. Candidates for the MSc should successfully complete their dissertation over a period of one year.

Module Titles
Module 1: Business Management Skills
Module 2: Law and Criminology
Module 3: Security and Risk Management
Module 4: Physical Security, Fraud and Information Security
Module 5: Information Technology Security
Module 6: Research Methods (unassessed for those progressing onto the Masters)
Module 7: Postgraduate Certificate or Diploma Project
Module 8: MSc Research Dissertation

Hierdie lesse van swaer af:

Corporate Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her

shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that

towel,"

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands

naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes

me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to

credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a

position

to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2:

A priest offered a lift to a Nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he

stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand.

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you

might

miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to

lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.

"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in

the

world." Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,

relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of

Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.

A rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day

long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be

sitting

very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to Get to the top of that tree," sighed the

turkey, but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.

"They're

packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough

strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second

branch.

Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top

of

the tree.

Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshìt might get you to the top, but it won't

keep

you there.

Raad aan Jong Mense wat van voorneme is om in London of UK te kom werk in die sekruteits bedryf.

Sekere bedrywe in die Uk word geidentifiseer met sekere groepe mense.
Die skoon maak industry word gedomineer deur Latino’s. Die konstruksie bedryf deur Oos Europiers
Die sekrutiets bedryf in London bestaan uit duisende jong Suid Afrikaners wat hier werk op twee jaar werk en reis visa. Jy kan in baie sekruteits kontrole kamer in loop en jy hoor net Afrikaans.
Maar sedert 20 Maart word die sekruteits industrie beheer deur wetgewing. The Private Security Industry Act 2001
On 20 March 2006 it became illegal to work as, or supply a contracted-in security guard without an SIA licence in England and Wales.
Ten einde om in die Sekrutiets industry te kan werk en ‘n sekruteits lisensie te bekom moet jy aan ‘n by wet vroogeskrewe kreteria voldoen.
Baie jong mense kom onvoorbereid hier aan en ilimineer hulself omdat hul nie vir die Sekruteits lisensie kwalifiseer.
1. Die eerste ding wat jy moet he is ‘n Suid Afrikaanse Polisie klaring wat bewys dat jy geen misdaad rekord het. Bekom dit alreeds in Suid afrika voor dat jy na die UK toe kom. Jy gaan na jou naaste Polisie stasie en jy gee jou vingerafdrukke. Dit is ‘n tydsame proses en jy kan so lank as ses maande wag .SO DOEN DIT VROEGTYDIG. Daar is ‘n fooi wat die polise vra vir die diens iets soos sestig rand. Sou jy dit van hier doen kan dit jou tot duisend vyf honderd rand kos.
2. Die tweede punt is die wet vereis dat jy ‘n werk geskiedenis van elke dag vir tien jaar moet verskaf of indien korter as tien jaar terug tot skool of universitiet. Elke dag bedoel elke dag insluitend elke dag wat jy werkloos was. Jy sal ook moet bewys lewer van die tye wat jy werkloos was.
3. Die derde punt is persoonlike verwysings . Jy sal twee persone moet opgee as verwysing wat jou langer as tien jaar ken of terug tot by skool of universiteit. Die persone sal jou so goed moet ken dat hulle jou tye van wekloseheid kan bevestig.
4. Kom voorberied met name adresse van vorige werkgewers , Skole ,Universiteite , Technikons, Kolegges,. Dit sal jou aansoek on sekruteits werk baie vergemaklik.
5. Sodra jy hier aanland en so gou as wat jy ‘n vaste address het , bestel ‘n lisensie aansoek van die volgende webwerf http://www.the-sia.org.uk/home. So wanneer jy vir werk onderhoude gaan kan jy alreeds se jy het aansoek gedoen vir die lisensie of jy het alreeds 'n aansoek vorm.

Die meeste groot en goeie maatskapy gee gratis opleiding aan hul personeel. Moet nie hier aanland en vir sekruteits opleiding gaan betaal wat jou derduisende rande gaan kos, soek werk by maatskapy wat alles vir jou verniet doen.

As daar enige vrae is, is julle welkom om my via die kommentaar op my blog te kontak en jul email adres daar vir my te laat

KONTEKSTUELE TEOLOGIE

Dis godslastering, sê kerke oor foto's van gekruisigde Zuma
In kerkkringe is met skok gereageer nadat ondersteuners van mnr. Jacob Zuma hom gister voor die Johannesburgse hooggeregshof op 'n wit kruis uitgebeeld het.

"Waarom kruisig julle Zuma?" was op die kruis geverf bokant 'n foto van die gewese adjunkpresident, wat tans op 'n klag van verkragting verskyn. ( BEELD 28/03/06)

EVERYTIME I SEE A LIBERATION FIGHTER I SEE A JESUS, BOTH ARE LIBIRATORS. HEAVEN IS NOT A PIE IN THE SKY HEAVEN IS HERE ON EARTH , TO INHEREIT HEAVEN YOU ONLY HAVE TO PARTCIPATE IN THE LIBERATION STRUGGLE , YOU DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE IN JESUS , CAUSE YOU BECAME JESUS , CREATING HEAVEN HERE ON EARTH

15 JAAR GELEDE WAS ZUMA JESUS , DIE BEVRYDER ONTHOU JULLE DAN NIE HEMEL WAS HIER OP AARDE IN 'N KLASLOSE GEMEENSKAP. JULLE TEOLOGIE WAT HOM JESUS GEMAAK HET IS NOU KAMTIG " GODSLATERLIK" EN ZUMA JESUS HET ONS BEVRY EN HY HET VIR ONS HIER HEMEL OP AARDE GESKEP IN 'N KLASLOSE GEMEENSKAP. MISKIEN VERSTAAN ONS NIE MOOI MISKIEN HET ZUMA JESUS NET EEN VAN SY ENGELE OPGE-EIS VIR 'N BIETJIE GEMEENSKAP. DAAR IS MOS NIE REELS OF SONDE IN DIE HEMEL.

PLAASAANVALLE

In vyf jaar was daar 4 126 plaasaanvalle in Suid-Afrika en 562 plaasmoorde.

Hierdie inligting is pas in die parlement deur die minister van veiligheid en sekuriteit, mnr. Charles Nqakula, bekend gemaak.

Die voorvalle het van 2000 tot 2004 plaasgevind.

Die grootste slagting was op Gautengse plase waar daar 166 moorde en 1 194 aanvalle was.

IS HULLE WAT WEERBAARSTE IS NIE MAAR ALTYD DIE TEIKEN ?

LONDON BILTONG KAS

BENODIGHEDE
Een onbeheerbare lus
1 x White paper only recycling box,
1 x heater fan
2 x draad coat hangers

1.5 kilogram beesvleis van die Arabier Halaal bucthery in Deptfort
Growwe sout, asyn en gemengde speserye na smaak en siedaar!!!

BILTONG LONDON STYLE

 
 
  

Well I went yesterday and I bought my train ticket to Loughborough, standing in the que it suddenly sink in, initially it was so sureal but now it is reallity . There is constructive action and there is progress. This weekend I have to go for the Post graduate study seminar. But most important is collecting my student card. Haha Hallo London. Hallo discount world I am a student remember.

Student again
I am enrolled on a MSc course in management starting April.
36 months of hard slog lies ahead.

Student again that at age 45.

Why Why Why,

Is it because the Macdonald waiters all have BA hons.
Is it because of the pension black hole.
Is it to save my brain from dyeing.

What a previlledge to obtain a 100 % bursary and then be excepted at one of the top business schools in the UK.

Thank you Loughborough for accepting me.

What I experience is the absence of fear. Is that the benefit from be more mature, more experienced ? I have this mixture of emotions, childish excitement , mature responsibility. But most of all greatefullnes , greatefull for the oppertunity.

For me a child of Africa this is a fairtale come true.

It took 45 years to come to this point because I am not previledge.

To my family I am doing this for you.

Thank you to all that made this posibile.

May I never dissapoint you.

Thats is why I am student again at age 45.

  

Well wereld hier is ek , ek het my eie blogger hoekie.

Wat is die doel van my hoekie .

Seker maar " freedom to express my mind."

My mening en wat ek dink van die wereld nie dat ek dit beinvloedswaardig of van enige
intelectuele waarde ag. Miskien humouristies en interesant, miskien depresief.

Major strike 'just the start of pension war'

Dit is nie net julle daar in Suid Africa wat strike, ons het ook ons issues hier op die eiland. Die grootste strike sedert 1926 word beplan vir more,, wonder hoeveel sal dood wees more aand. Of ons julle security guard strike van laas week se skade wat aan gerig is kan ewenaar.